Keep Calm and Roll Will Power

Classmate: *spinning short metal ruler around pencil*
Classmate: *starts approaching my face with it*
Me: *make some comment about how it won't hurt"
Classmate: *agrees*
Classmate: *starts approaching his own face with the spinning*
Classmate: "My only fear is that it'll cut my eye"
Me: "and all the goo will just pour out?"
Classmate: "And that won't be humourous at all!!"
Me: *stares at him for the pun*
Classmate: "I guess it could have been cornea"
Me: *goes for the full 2-handed faceplam - transition into uncontrollable laughter*

thegeekyblonde:

the stars have aligned

you do realise that the second one is a word-for-word quote from Archer Ann. (you must watch the thing)

ipredictacyborg:

pythosblaze:

More robot arm stuff hehhhh

The second one is pretty heavily inspired by this sweet Engie art

Apparently it’s everybody draw bloody Lalna weekend. So um. Yep.

Two of my interests in one. Lalna and robotic limb replacement. <3

I thought the hand in a jar was a DW reference - I’ll go sit in the corner now…

My English teacher played this video in class as a response to people talking about the show when he was try to start the class.

Julia’s tag that I got ages ago:

I’m going to be legally firing assault rifles in like 2 weeks.

I’m australian - how did this even happen?!

xkcd: Simultaneous »

I find no shame in the fact that I measure my knowledge purely on how many xkcd jokes I get.

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

thegeekyblonde:

gehayi:

thegeekyblonde:

where were french fries first cooked?

If you’re serious, probably Spain (which was the first European country to have access to the potato), Belgium (which had fries by WWI and which were called “Belgian fries), or France (Thomas Jefferson, in 1802, brought the recipe of French chef Honoré Julien to America). France has the best claim of the three; there’s a distinct recipe and a fairly early date.

in GREASE

On several levels this is a joke has killed a piece of me…

fun-dungeon:

Americans: Youtube
Australians: Youchube

fuck why did I not see this…